1.
I read in the news that Klaus stole a pen,
he also stole the sun, because it doesn't shine.
I looked into the cupboard to see if everything's in place
I'm missing a sock - Klaus had to be here!

chorus:
Santa Klaus is taking presents away today
as each one of you will find out
Santa Klaus is hoarding up in his castle - whatever you're looking for, whatever you're missing, whatever you don't have -
stolen by Václav Klaus

2.
Why he's stealing all those things is a mystery to me
when there's nothing Václav ever likes.
Maybe just to annoy us,
maybe to show us how big and spacious that Prague Castle of his is.

chorus:

3.
So check your whole house and tell the neighbors
so that every citizen will check
if anything's missing, if anything's different
anything can disappear - Václav's already sniffing around.